My guess:

"Whistle! WHISTLE!

When I heard this prick Trent wanted to write a book about Richmond at the start of the season I thought it was the stupidest fucking idea I’d ever heard in my life.

Of course you all know how it turned out so I guess he looks like a genius now. That fucking arsehole.

Oh yeah the book is actually pretty good I guess. So fuck off and start reading it now."