haaland is such a cutie pie, though his big physique makes it kinda hard to eat his ass, it’d still be good though, don’t get me wrong, he’s hot he’s nice he’s absolutely delicious i could eat him all day but it still makes me wonder, can he have sex? does he like women ? would he fuck me right in the ass? is his dick as weird as the way he runs? can i suck his dick? is he fertile? i want to put my baby in him, i want our son growing on his precious womb until it flourishes into a beautiful little baby, i love him, i want to suck him hard but erling haaland does not look like someone who cleans his dick right, he is weird but that’s what i like in him, i want to pull his hair and hear him moaning like the little slut he is, but my question still stands, it would be amazing but idk if he is able to have sex