After 10 years of ownership of a STILL WORKING iPhone 7 Plus, my bf is finally letting ME have his upgrade this time around. Normally, he gets the upgrade and I get his hand me down iPhone, which I’m grateful enough for. He claims the model I’m getting today has the biggest screen, which is cool I guess but, honestly, the screen size doesn’t matter. I prefer smaller phones that fit in my car phone holder or a small purse etc. - I told my bf: Apple keeps bumping out the size of the iPhone a little bit more year after year, and pretty soon, it’ll be a tablet! (Note to Apple - you guys already made this cool thingie called an iPad, which I also have one of).

Behold, future, as I present you with the… (🥁 drumroll please)…iPHAD! The perfect iPhone and iPad combo! Only $1,999.99 and available now (by appointment only) at a wireless carrier store near you, that may or may not be closed during business hours! 😃😂

Seriously, though…I can’t wait for the UPS guy to drop off my new toy today….anyone want to make an offer on a historic, still operational iPhone 7 Plus?!