• distantapplauseB
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    10 months ago

    You were a Garnacho armpit hair away from conceding what probably would have been United’s winner, and then you scored a deflection in injury time.

    “Pretty comfortable” 😅

    • mvp-a1B
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      10 months ago

      Get over it. You’ve got the pre season friendly win to wank over

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        10 months ago

        What’s in your spank bank then? 2nd place trophy?

        At least we still pick up silverware now and then. Archaeological digs have more recent silverware than you twats.

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          10 months ago

          You’ve won a carabao in the last 7 years while spending a billion and play like Burnley in your bruck down stadium and your training ground is running on 2g internet

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            10 months ago

            At least it has 2g internet. Last time you cunts won the league you all had Nokia 3210s

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              10 months ago

              Last time you beat a team in the top 9 the Titanic was still sailing

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                10 months ago

                Not sure that one quite works. The Nokia thing was true, however

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                  10 months ago

                  Yeah last time we won the league we went unbeaten with a lineup costing less than Veron and Ferdinand combined.