The other week, I was at a local burger place that shares a wall with a salon. Two women dying hair came in and somehow I was the only person in my party that knew wtf was going on. Friend thought they were literally ton foil hat nuts, haha.

Everyone knows you can’t block CIA 5G waves with gaps in your tinfoil hat! (/s cause some Lemming are weird about this)

Wow he bought an entire company

True love when they’re both on their phones on social media.