Which Alex? I have to assume it’s a specific one since they didn’t say all Alexs like the other names
Idk I just sent this to Alex to ask her if I ought to be worried.
I’ll report back.
Hasn’t reported back in 12 hours…
She plead the 5th.
Wait till you hear about guys named Kellen…
They’ll make a middling quarterback and pretty excellent offensive coordinator?
Oh yeah I know Jessica. She once stabbed me with a protractor. I would not say it ruined my life, but it definitely hurt
Hey how can i get the girl with red eyes who will come to my room at 3:33
You need to wash your bed sheets first
Hey not that kind of relationship
I’m on this list but I won’t ruin your life, I promise.
why not?
Yeah, why not life-ruiner?!?
That is exactly what a life ruiner would say
As one of the entries on the list (for once, that never happens…), this is true.
Heather.
Jessica rightfully owns top place on the list.
Sandy. Stay far away from all women named Sandy.
Shit. I have a date Friday with sandy.
She’s a cat in the sack at least.
Set an alarm for 3:32AM
I hate sandy, she gets everywhere
The main takeaway here is that every Alexis in the world is lovely and a fantastic human being, except for one who is the spawn of Satan
