Seriously, “Ensure the CEO sleeps before a certain time”
With all those skills, tasks and resposabilites they’re asking for a fucking full-stack babysitter…
How is a person who can’t manage their own meals and bedtime able to manage a company?
As per the post it’s a shit coin company; the “CEO” is gonna work at McDonald’s in a couple of
yearsmonths.It’s almost like the management class are mainly unproductive parasites who can’t wipe their own asses.
Any chance, that this CEO just got divorced and has no motivation to work and wants you to replace his wife and do his and his wifes tasks?
maid-like tasks as needed
Uhm… so, about that…
The “no family or personal committments” part is even more concerning I think.
Is that even legal to state?
I think as a requirement it wouldn’t be an enforceable in a contract, which is why they’re referring to it as a preference or suggestion.
If this is real, someone’s bound to do it. Probably pays well, good travel, and basically write what you want on your resume. Just quit before the inevitable sexual harassment starts.
“CoinClan”
Yeah, some time in the not so distant future, that paycheck is gonna bounce.But heeeyyyy! You can get paid in their shitcoin that will totally be worth more than an infinitesimal fraction of a cent, just two more weeks!
I’d only consider the position if I could figure out a way to manipulate the CEO into executing a rugpull that I engineered to my benefit…
Not just that but it sounds like a trafficking scam. No friends or family: wtaf?!
It weirdly says “remote”. 🤔
You will be, once they’ve abducted you.
So they basically are getting the CEO job without getting compensated properly since they are “just” PA level. Fantastic.
Pretty much every PA
Starts off reasonable, drives off the cliff of down right crazy, all for the price of a “competitive salary”
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It is a competitive salary paid in crypto
Yeah, but if you’re offering an actually competitive salary, more often than not you’d just state the salary because you know people would go for it…
Especially because of the connotation of “competitive salary” has developed
This is listed as “remote”? How would this even remotely be accomplished if not in person? That CEO is gonna be under CPS soon.
Remote is the “hottest” section of job sites, so stupid companies will list every job under “remote” on the off chance that someone looking for remote work will accept non remote work.
The shittier ones will even tell you its remote up until the interviews, when it will suddenly be “hybrid” remote, i.e not remote.
Hybrid 99.9̅% in-office
Just missing “Make sure to wipe promptly so as to avoid rashes”. Fucking hell.
So this guy basically needs a full-time mother.
