Seriously, “Ensure the CEO sleeps before a certain time”

With all those skills, tasks and resposabilites they’re asking for a fucking full-stack babysitter…

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      As per the post it’s a shit coin company; the “CEO” is gonna work at McDonald’s in a couple of years months.

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      It’s almost like the management class are mainly unproductive parasites who can’t wipe their own asses.

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    Any chance, that this CEO just got divorced and has no motivation to work and wants you to replace his wife and do his and his wifes tasks?

    maid-like tasks as needed

    Uhm… so, about that…

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      But heeeyyyy! You can get paid in their shitcoin that will totally be worth more than an infinitesimal fraction of a cent, just two more weeks!

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    So they basically are getting the CEO job without getting compensated properly since they are “just” PA level. Fantastic.

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    Just missing “Make sure to wipe promptly so as to avoid rashes”. Fucking hell.

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    This is listed as “remote”? How would this even remotely be accomplished if not in person? That CEO is gonna be under CPS soon.

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      Remote is the “hottest” section of job sites, so stupid companies will list every job under “remote” on the off chance that someone looking for remote work will accept non remote work.

      The shittier ones will even tell you its remote up until the interviews, when it will suddenly be “hybrid” remote, i.e not remote.

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    Starts off reasonable, drives off the cliff of down right crazy, all for the price of a “competitive salary”

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        Yeah, but if you’re offering an actually competitive salary, more often than not you’d just state the salary because you know people would go for it…

        Especially because of the connotation of “competitive salary” has developed