I’m beginning to think Pizza guys are the heroes we need
They give us what we all crave: stuffed crust
More pizza deliveries die on job than blue guys. Where thin bread line
That evening, someone didn’t get the pizza they ordered. They must’ve been pretty bummed about it. But Anon was certainly happier to eat it than they were upset to not get it, so total happiness increases!
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem
I mean, to be fair he was literally out with a friend. A new friend, yes, but a friend.
That is, indeed, the point of that line.
No, the point of that line is that he did not, in fact, told his parents about his suicide attempt.
Sorry, but this is just very poor media literacy. There are several paragraphs detailing friendly activities, concluding with “he gives me his phone number and tells me i can come back whenever i want”, followed by the “i was out with friends” line. It’s very, very obviously implying that anon recognises they have made a friend.
And yes, also, anon did not tell their parents about their suicide attempt.
I guess it can be read both ways. Also, no need to be sorry, your media literacy is not as bad as you think.
