Are you kidding me? You can’t tell that bunch of folks a thing except maybe where the next best happy hour is. Exuberant drunks that down 2 shots and a beer & then proclaim their brilliance & enlightenment. They believe their own crazy talk. God bless their hearts.

Yes. I got higher than giraffe nuts.

If you happen to be at a table in a casino & homeboy is heading your way, stop playing & gather your chips. Then, proceed to get the hell out of that building asap. Don’t go back until you’re absolutely sure he’s moved on. Then go back to gather your belongings & go find another hotel that he hasn’t been to yet. Take a shower too. You will honestly feel better.

I cried today b/c although I knew my mistake, I accidentally sat upon my balls just as I was sitting down to sort through my missteps & reinstall w/ a refreshed and more educated approach. Karma was doing its thing with me today. I hope that I am paying it forward because I can’t honestly think of any hurt I may have caused to warrant such a thing upon me. Now, I don’t know why I’m crying. Probably seen enough trailers for that new E.T. Movie w/ Jared Goff.

That’s very similar to my latest JFK theory. His head just exploded on its own. No snipers from the book depository or behind the grassy knoll. Straight up Boom!

It looks like he’s dancing in of those 80’s teen movies. That’s kinda funny.

We need better numbers.

I don’t know how my sister is going to get fee pizza from now on. Damnit.

Unfortunately and with greater hesitation, I shall say unto ya’ll & everyone else within earshot, a reluctant and nauseating amen.(On a personal level) I AM SO NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS! Bittersweet Dreams Everyone. At least if the day comes sooner than it may have come forty years ago( when my awareness of the “American” version became so very apparent. F it all! My principles & values have not budged in the slightest except perhaps become more accommodating and accepting of some marginalized communities that might have not been given the access & ability to address issues & needs of said communities. There is plenty to go around good peoples😃 Poke a few holes in a billionaires nutbag & let ‘er flow for everyone. Tis’ the season for philanthropy via other people’s $’s. Tough times, tougher titty mister. Ima ask you something, where is your passport? I know you think it’s where you thought it was. Don’t worry. I am not what you think I am. You are what you think I am.

It was from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome. “Who run Bartertown? Master Blaster run Bartertown!”

It’s on my Bingo card.

Only 13 shopping days until til Christmas. In other news, ”Yeah, this is probably not a good thing”.

The “I can’t bring myself low enough to identify as republican anymore”. Still a conservative if not even now leaning harder to the right. They are petulant house cats. Utterly reliant and totally dependent upon a system that they have absolutely no appreciation or respect for.

”Burn dust, eat my rubber!” -Clark Griswold

Pornhub. It does it for me.

Bass players until a wrong note is awkwardly placed into the music.

Cutty Sark Scotch.

We have an odd duck.

These items are in my go bag.