I’d like that horse cock

Knocked it out of the park huh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I bet #1 is Metaphor Re Fantazio lmfao istg overrated as hell (or does it deserve it? Never played it “yet”)

Welp

I sat a dog who looked so sad when I caught him eating the trash, and he sulked over to the kennel with his tail down. When I cleaned up his mess and went to lock him in the kennel, he was eating a treasure trove of trash he stashed in there and looked at me with the most smug face I’ve ever seen on a dog.

This will age poorly with the current state of inflation.

Insert tired Disney joke

While I think it’s petty and silly to sue over this I think it’s pathetic that PP couldn’t think of any other way to capture and summon monsters, and that the players kept calling this a pokemon game. There are so many games with tons of monsters you can tame and fight and they don’t look like pokemon ffs. I’m with Nintendo on this one. PP, do better.

AI is literally artificial intelligence. Fake. There’s a reason why products are advertised as real. Real fruit juice. Real cheese. Real beef. Things made with artificial ingredients list it in fine print. If a game was advertised as being Made With Artificial Art!!! the only sales would be from the 100 vocal terminally online AI bros, and some streamers picking fun at it. I challenge AI bros to live on artificially flavored food since natural real ingredients are for luddites. Maybe they’ll get it.

Obscure ones! lmao 🤣

Wand of Gamelon and Faces of Evil are so bad they’re funny. They still managed to be entertaining entertainment media and they’re very important to internet culture.

Nothing, I just wait for unbridled rage to give me a fatal heart attack, or for a driver to run me over to get out of a parking lot or driveway a second sooner.

They’d think I came from an alternate universe. Video game soundtracks and some songs I made alongside some lostwave. The video game songs don’t sound like they’re from a game, and the rest are things they’d be unfamiliar with.

9 minutes. The day just started lmao I’m 7 hours into my shift. 9 hours yesterday

I knew about it during the api thing. I would have switched over but I realized I could patch boost and use it anyway. However I’ve made some unhinged rants that were horribly worded on throwaway accounts and got ip banned. Every account I make is immediately permabanned. I wish muttr didn’t shut down so I could just vent the unspeakable there. Wasn’t worth it since I’m always going to be completely alone.

Don’t superglue yourself to burger king counters while holding a tablet playing a meat grinder video.

Don’t follow random people and film them to ridicule them online for buying McDonald’s.

Don’t steal homeless people’s dogs and put them up for adoption.

Don’t block traffic.

Don’t shame anyone for eating meat and animal products.

Don’t block entrances to restaurants that serve animal products. Don’t bang on the windows or shine bright lights into the restaurant either.

Don’t act like words like bacon, beef, venison, sausage, pork, etc. are slurs or swear words.

Don’t hide the fact that a dish has vegan alternatives, that’s not going to make someone realize it’s Not As Hard Of A Change!!! Those alternatives usually have allergens most wouldn’t expect if it were name the regular way. Who expects soy or nuts in a hot chocolate or chicken nugget?

Just exist and don’t be a dick. Anyone who has a problem with a vegan just existing is an asshole, don’t waste time with them. But if the association with Those Vegans™ still sucks, then just say it’s your religious belief. But then again if you have the emotional energy, you should denounce and call out the toxic vegans and help destroy the negative impression.

Ouya… 2!

I don’t know which are real and which are part of some scam ring. In my area there are rings of women with children selling candy. When they reach the last stop they regroup and discuss with each other then shill candy on the next train. I never give money but I buy food if they ask. I offered to buy a sandwich from dunkin for a man and he screamed at me about how he needed muthafuckin money!!! and ever since I don’t offer anything anymore to anyone.

I wish I could just live in the present without having to completely fake a personality to hide the fact I don’t have one.

A lot of bullying. HE was the victim because he never did anything wrong, I just didn’t like him for no reason.

Same thing with a stalker and a rapist. They did nothing to me, I just Don’t Like.

Everyone believes it serves me right, and that I deserve it, and if everyone believes it then it’s true and I just need to get over it if I didn’t like being “abused”. I ditch everyone in my life to prevent more from happening.

To cut all ties, live in a penthouse, and never go onto the ground again until my body is found after dozens of amazon boxes at my door prompts a wellness check. I refuse to live as a permanent victim used to inspire actual people to not be outdone by something below them. I refuse to be marijuana and nicotine users’ emotional punching bag. That’s all I’ll ever be in society if I don’t cut ties or die.

Sounds like an ace attorney character