God damn, that bad eh?

LOL!

Now that is being damned with faint praise!

What 8 wars?

They’re just laying low and waiting until Trump’s bribe money runs out.

Never forget that Trump will throw down cash in order to make himself look good. What does anyone wanna bet that the money grifted from the cybercurrencies his organization is supporting isn’t in this mix?

There’s nothing real there.

Seriously?

Pro tip: load up the iWhatever with music, pop in the headphones, blaze away and go to town. Have a pot of coffee on and don’t stop for texts or calls.

You’d be surprised how much can get done when you tune out the interruptions.

True, to a degree.

Though when I do smoke, I usually end up power cleaning the house…

Oh Jesus… not that shit.

I see you’ve met my husband. He is of course, a global leader in disgust gas.

I get deliveries sent to our bed. Usually accompanied by the sheets being pulled up over my head, the bastard…

LOL!

Ambivalence gas. Ennui gas and my favorite (which I think already exists…) Procrastination gas.

The tattoo is gone. Dude had it covered up once he learned what it stood for.

I mean, using what you think is a cool symbol w/o realizing it’s actual meaning? It’s a thing.

How many military and right-wing groups use The Punisher skull on their swag, w/o realizing that the kinds of people they are are EXACTLY the kinds of people - thugs, brutes and those who like abusing others - that Frank Castle would go after?

People give their kids weird names… My grandmother went to school with a girl named Ima June… her family’s name was Bugg.

I can only imagine the teasing that girl got.

Have they said they are going to.get it covered up or removed now they know it’s association?

Yeah. It’s aready been covered over. Gone and done.

I honestly gotta say, it’s as if ICE is deliberately hiring from the lowest IQ dregs of society.

Oh shit… Mom lays on the burn! LOL!

Well, AI or not… I can vouch for cats bringing dead things into their owners beds.

Why I twigged on it, was that my dads cat, Gandalf the Gray, used to bring him dead mice and leave them by his head when he was sleeping - or if it happened during the day, she’d just leave birds on his pillow.

He would always thank her, give her scritches, then when she wasn’t looking, flush the carcasses…

It was love.

This is awwwwtf. Cat loves its human, and showing it the best way it can… That is so sweet. (gross, but sweet)

A dog will never bring you food.

This was me with beer. Gave it up over 15 years ago, as what was making me feel shitty about it was putting out the recycling bin filled with beer bottles and cans… and realizing just how much money I was spending on something that was doing nothing good for me. Stopped drinking in 2009 and don’t miss it a bit. Saving a lot more money as well…

Just got to have a wand like Bellatrix Lestrange’s then.

No politeness there…

The extremely gullible ARE the joke.

No one technically DID say anything, because it was a film set prop.

I’d have a field day with anyone losing their shit over this and thinking it was a real thing, by showing them the film it came from…

Damn… I wish I didn’t remember my dreams. Usually they involve me trying to clean a house where the rooms constantly change. That, and my car always seems to be turned on it’s roof.

God only knows wht I keep coming back to that weirdness.

Fry that fucker up till it’s nice and golden, add some HP curry sauce and crack open a beer. Almost like Leberkäse…

Heaven. Will take all anxiety away.