spicy pancake

INDOOR PLUMBING

I live in an apartment complex. The thought of having to share an outhouse (more than 1 if lucky) with hundreds of strangers TERRIFIES ME. And/or use chamberpots. FUCK NO

A BLESSED ETERNAL AFTERLIFE OF BLISS FOR ALL HUMANS WHO CONTRIBUTED TO INDOOR PLUMBING SCIENCE 😩

> be me
> going thorough extremely rough time in my life, just trying to keep it together day by day
> friend across town offers to have me over for the night so I can shower, do laundry, have a meal with him and catch up
> nocar.jpg
> waiting at bus stop
> random guy in an anime tshirt and fedora is staring at me, incrementally stepping closer
> pleasejustleavemealone.avi
> he suddenly lunges toward me while screaming something about energy weapons
> fuckthis.ogg
> begin sprinting for previous bus stop, maybe i can get on the back of the bus and he won’t notice me when he gets on
> fucking schizos

When unloading the dishwasher’s silverware rack, just take the whole thing out and unceremoniously dump it out onto a towel on the counter. Makes a ruckus but beats taking flatware out one by one while bent over the dishwasher.

Also, pick up all of the same size fork or spoon, then hold them loosely while shaking your hands and they’ll naturally align into their proper nested position. Actually lots of identically shaped things will do this when gently shaken. I used to align nerf darts vertically in a bucket like this as a kid

it’s a classic.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/two-buff-men-beating-up-a-rectangle-youtube-vs-ad-blocker

I actually didn’t know the original was so relevant lol

and/or bad genetics and/or physically degrading occupations :(

(i have neither i have no excuse haha)

that’s so much more in depth than the lemmy post I saw 😭

I read this as “tilting window manager” and was about to get so upset. That diagonal monitor meme has infected my brain

Anecdotally and perhaps of interest, my current workplace uses a regular Dell PC running lightly customised 10-year-old OpenSUSE. It’s a UI control interface for a large machine

Because the machine’s expensive and production-critical, the PC isn’t allowed to be connected to any networks (security airgap). It’s sort of the antithesis of most corporate Linux usage: constantly online servers that do very little direct user interface

i just rapidly aged 20 years

Doubtful, I was just joking about how it’s an older language that has become rare

Probably a few CS programs offer courses in it, if nothing else because it’s historically important. And I’m sure one could teach it to themself via books and documentation

at university in the 1980s

Possibly better suited for Vanya and Five Drive By Each Other

what about the letters F U C K N O P E because spoder

Whirly-Pop popcorn pot. Perfect unburnt popcorn every time.