I’ve known for a while I’m a big fan of my wife. Been together since 2001, but today she said “You know, I was thinking, what if we bought you one of those OLED things you said you like. Then we could give your son your old one? Would you like to do that?”
Then right after it’s delivered. “oh look at this lovely £600 handbag won’t that go great with these shoes”. Still worth it though.
She’s more likely to buy something for the camper