Phillips going down is a huge blow, I get it. It’s awful. He’s an integral part of this defense. That being said, doomers GTFO of here. The gink is coming. The gink is channeling a greater energy than humanity has ever witnessed. The gink will bring salvation, prosperity, you name it. Have faith in the gink. The season is far from over, we’re in no way out of this. Fins the fuck up.
Ps I’m hammered
And he’ll do all of it with long, sexy, voluminous locks. Because he’s worth it.