Just a friendly shout-out to Joe Cronin and special thank you for ousting one of the most electrifying NBA players out of Portland. We’re all thankful that we had your judgment call on a potentially uncomfortable situation for all of us that would have brought back Lillard before the start of training camp - yes we’re all thankful that you avoided awkwardness, not to mention multiple playoff appearances, free agent signings, and one of the best fan experiences in American sports.

Like check it out Joe - usually when you bag Scarlett Johansson and she wants back, unless you want to see her out and watch her bang your neighbor every day for the rest of your life, it’s typically good practice to try and “make things work” before settling back on your RedTube Premium subscription, ya know what I mean?

Some of us are still trying to figure out what “there’s no coming back from this” meant exactly but seriously Joe - from all of us in Portland, maybe you can just do this fanbase a solid, make like Lillard, and literally never come back, from anything, ever: https://youtu.be/HklbjSxXBGE?si=unE0LufRviKsQfet&t=37s