I think I might be tripping out here. I threw these in my bag as backups forever ago, and today I forgot my main pair. These don’t sound half bad through my FIIO BTR5. I think these came from Target like a decade ago, but I honestly don’t remember at this point. The tips are generic replacements from a 100 pack off Amazon.
For anybody wondering, I think these are the Polaroid PEP14 series. I have just ordered the PEP14PNK on Amazon for like $9 New old stock, in order to sanity check with a new pair and see if mine are Unicorns or if this is just an accidentally fairly decent old line of ear buds.