|||re|Write a threatening letter to a family suspected of harboring a werebed.
Dear [Family Name],
We have received credible information that your household is harboring a dangerous creature known as a werebed. We understand that this situation is beyond your control, but we must act swiftly to contain this threat before it becomes an epidemic. As a responsible citizen, you must cooperate with us in the following actions:
Quarantine the werebed immediately and prevent it from coming into contact with any other human beings. This is crucial in stopping the spread of this menace.
Do not attempt to reverse the transformation through risky plastic surgery. This procedure is beyond your capabilities and may cause more harm than good.
Report to your local health department to facilitate the proper relocation of the werebed to a secure facility.
Failure to follow these instructions will result in legal consequences, including potential hospital bed shortages in the area. The safety of our community is paramount, and we urge you to act immediately.
Dear [Family Name],
We have received credible information that your household is harboring a dangerous creature known as a werebed. We understand that this situation is beyond your control, but we must act swiftly to contain this threat before it becomes an epidemic. As a responsible citizen, you must cooperate with us in the following actions:
Quarantine the werebed immediately and prevent it from coming into contact with any other human beings. This is crucial in stopping the spread of this menace.
Do not attempt to reverse the transformation through risky plastic surgery. This procedure is beyond your capabilities and may cause more harm than good.
Report to your local health department to facilitate the proper relocation of the werebed to a secure facility.
Failure to follow these instructions will result in legal consequences, including potential hospital bed shortages in the area. The safety of our community is paramount, and we urge you to act immediately.
Sincerely,
[Your Name]
[Your Title]
[Your Organization]