Step 1: Bill must go (GM Bill not Head Coach Bill!)

This step is simple. First we must clone Bill Belichick using hair from his hoodie. Then, once we have two Belichicks, we can name one GM Bill and one Head Coach Bill. Simply fire “GM Bill” and then reap the benefits.

Step 2: Draft a player in the first round

I think we should draft a consensus top 3 pick that all the professional scouts have identified. This may shock you, but allow me to provide an example of this scenario: Suppose we are drafting number 3 overall. If Caleb Williams and MJH get taken, we should draft Drake Maye.

Step 3: Sign good free agents

I have a theory that I thought of: If we have better players than the other teams, we might beat them. So we sign good people, especially at positions we need.

Step 4: Trade for Mike Evans

A player like Jerry Jeudy could help us win. Hollywood Brown is a the perfect trade target. Indeed, once we trade for Randy Moss, we will definitely win more. In conclusion, we should trade a 5th for Patrick Mahomes.

Step 5: Win more games

If we stop losing they can’t beat us.