They’re not doing better than me.

And if they are, I was winning lane.

And if I’m not, it’s because their champ is better.

And if it isn’t, then it’s because my jungler is worse.

And if they aren’t, it’s because I’m just playing for fun.

And if I’m not, you deserved it because you’re bad.

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Sincerely,

Your 0/10/0 Yasuo.