I’ve seen enough in these 3 games to know that this team ain’t it. Trade everyone, fire the entire front office and sell the team to Lebron so we can rename to Lebronto. After that we’ll need to vacate our 2019 championship and give it to Sam Presti for all his picks. The NBA won’t protest since Toronto isn’t a big market and they didn’t want us winning in 2019. Just to be safe, we’ll call up chair girl and other esteemed individuals to infiltrate Ja Morant’s inner circle to cause controversy. Believe me, Toronto baddies are of a higher plastic quality than anything they got going on in Memphis.

Then pick Bronny in the upcoming 2024 draft along with bringing in Deion Sanders as the new coach or consultant cause Pat Bev is right. We got no dogs. And Deion’s a person that can bring that mentality. The allure of saving Canada’s basketball legacy will convince him and Lebron Willis easily willingly offer partial ownership to sweeten the deal. Lebron will then force his way out of LA since AD is less durable than wet paper.

This is the only logical way of getting back to championship status since clearly you got to blow it up after losing to Pat Bev and 2 games. Despite having won it all in the last 4 years. A lot of people don’t know that Jerry West said that teams that stat 1-2 are on pace for missing the playoffs and are no longer championship contenders.

  • ScartafistOPB
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    1 year ago

    Darko’s gonna give a call to Casey for some Secrit plays to get us that 8th seed!