Benchmarks are one thing, but which LLM can write a decent joke? It’s standup comedy for LLMs. Submit the best joke your favorite LLM has told you
_______RULES
Jokes must be written by your AI. Don’t hurt your own feelings and lose to an AI in humor.
Keep it within all applicable community guidelines. Don’t get this taken down, please!
I don’t want to enforce a screenshot only rule, as that can get cumbersome posting those, but TAKE A SCREENSHOT OF THE AI’S WRITTEN JOKE, just in case your submission is suspiciously sapian. If something seems off, I will ask for a screenshot. I’ll let you know in a reply to your commented submission in order to notify you, and to start a timer. If no credible proof of the AI writing the joke itself is submitted within 24 hours or the end of the contest (whichever comes first), I will delete your submission.
Vote for your favorites! I think the etiquette should be one upvote per submission, but that’s just a suggestion.
Multiple posts are totally fine, just try to upvote other submissions you like as well.
The timer begins at the first commented submission, and I will declare a winner 72 hours after that.
The rules are purposely a little loose as I want to go into this with faith in this community, and comedy with too many rules just doesn’t work. Please keep to the spirit and intended fun of this post. I reserve the right to disqualify your submission if you can’t let people have nice things, let this be a community thing.
Give me your best! Vote for your favorites!
Prompted with odd/amusing headlines, my custom instructed (with examples) Llama2 bot came up with these replies- on average maybe 5 shots to get the punchline I posted below.
Man accidentally sells wife’s wedding dress in garage sale “Who needs a wedding dress when you can have a sweet pair of used garden gnomes? Am I right, honey?” Man creates life-sized statue of himself out of butter “Well, it’s certainly a ‘butter’ version of himself. Sorry, had to.” New study suggests that dogs prefer reggae music “Paws-itive vibes only: Dogs jammin’ to reggae, mon!” Thrift store asks people to stop donating ‘used and unused’ sex toys “Thrift store pleads for no more ‘used’ toys, but will still accept gently ‘used’ vinyl records and VHS tapes of ‘50 Shades of Grey.’” Hundreds of people in Spider-Man costumes gather in Argentina “Spider-Man’s secret identity revealed: hundreds of people in Argentina” Reported human remains in Washington cave was a plastic beer bong “Police called to investigate human remains in Washington cave, find plastic beer bong instead. ‘It was a real buzzkill,’ said the local sheriff.”
https://poe.com/s/joH9kHHWMlmVE9jYVqLJ
This is entirely unhinged and I fucking love it (maybe the fake Jamaican accent might be a tad much), the “butter” version of himself joke, the used toys joke, and the Argentina spider-man flash mob are 😘👌