If we want to have any hope for Jaren to be that guy, he needs a nickname. All the best players have nicknames, let’s decide on this now and get it out of the way.
Relevant Facts:
He is a morman
He is old
He is fast
He was a good baseball player
He is very handsome
What you got?
No matter what it is, it will be stupid. We have the worst nicknames. Kirko, Teddy 2 gloves, JJettas. All so lame.