Omg, Jasmine makes me laugh so harrrrd. The way she talks s* with a straight face kills me. LOL “this is hell but the winter version” “God didn’t make this place to live but people insisted on it” (speaking about Michigan’s weather) “there are organisms that haven’t even been discovered yet” (Gino’s dirty ass kitchen) LMAO She might be a brat sometimes but she’s funny as shit!!
Finally people get it. My wife and I have the same dynamic. I constantly berate her and compare her to my ex’s and remind her that she never sexually or financially satisfies me. I probably tell her how much I wanna sleep with my sexier more successful ex at least once a week. But she’s older then me and a little overweight and starting to suffer hair loss so she should be happy to have a younger attractive guy on her arm. She’s so lame she can’t even afford my personal trainer or my mani pedi appointments weekly. I have to be bi weekly and that’s just completely unacceptable. She’s lucky I don’t leave her