Omg, Jasmine makes me laugh so harrrrd. The way she talks s* with a straight face kills me. LOL “this is hell but the winter version” “God didn’t make this place to live but people insisted on it” (speaking about Michigan’s weather) “there are organisms that haven’t even been discovered yet” (Gino’s dirty ass kitchen) LMAO She might be a brat sometimes but she’s funny as shit!!
I had to try. She claims she orgasms but I don’t think she does so I talked about her sexual problems to all my friends and a bunch of people in my community and they all told me to piss on her and degrade her to keep her in check. She complains about all my surgeries and luxurious lifestyle but I just don’t feel she orgasms good enough so yeah I’m spending her retirement but I feel like everything I’m doing is for her and if she can’t see that she’s a complete moron and lucky I even waste my time on her.