It wasn’t no dragon, so my girl ain’t no hobbit. That was a Quizno’s and my bitch went to rob it. ‘Cause they got that ham that she rubs on her cellulite. While she drinking her grog and singin’ those merry songs… at night… My girl ain’t no hobbit. Please God, tell me I’m not engaged to no hobbit.
Bitch, that movie you got comin’ out is called The Hobbit?.. Yeah, but it- … What? It’s what? Ohhh yeah. Yup. Yeah, I got it. Yup. Yup. Lemme tell them. Love you too. Kim is not even in that movie! That movie is just loosely based on her television show, Keepin’ Up With The Kardashians, which is a show about short, loud, little people living in a fantasy world! Hold. Up!