First things first, I’m a doctor and a scientist. I have discovered information that will change the landscape of this team’s future. A trend exists amidst 99% of the modern great quarterbacks. Something that cannot Be ignored and in nothing short of scientific phenomena. A 1:2 syllable ratio in their names. It does not work with 2:4 syllable ratio or else Jimmy G would have some hardware other than sitting shotgun to Brady. This also bodes well for the future of the AFCS, considering none of the other QBs follow this trend; so my estimates estimate that they will fade to irrelevance within the next few years. You want examples?

Tom Brady

Steve McNair

Pat Mahomes

Josh Allen

Joe burrow

Drew LeBrees (NOLA is known for its French heritage so the “Le” is warranted)

Peyt’n Manning (FTC)

Arch Manning (cus why not)

Matt Ryan

Joe Flacco (burned hot and short but dude could rip. FTR more than anything ever)

Jay Cutler (just for fun)

Russ Wilson

Phil Rivers

Tony Romo (idk)

Aar’n Rodgers (much like Peyt’n no one really takes 2 syllables to say that first name)

Cam Newton

Matt Stafford

Will Levis???

Ever wondered why Vince Young didn’t work out in the long term? Now you know. Embrace debate.