It’s a wonder Sophie’s not more of a ball of nerves. Her mom is the most stressful person.
Sophie: hey I wanted to talk to you
MOM: I know I’ve been waiting ALL DAY I CANT BREAVE
Sophie: So, I saw some explicit videos between Rob and some other girl
MOM: OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CANT BREAVE
Sophie: …
MOM: I JUST GOT TO THE PLACE WHERE IM LIKE ‘OH ROB LOVES SOPHIE HE LOVES HER” I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM HES A KNOB HEAD
Sophie: So I’m just kind of lost right now
MOM: I KNOW AND YOURE IN AMERICA! YOURE ALL ALONE! THERES NOBODY THERE FOR YOU! NOBODY!
We all know Rob sucks, but chill a little bit.
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