he kicks dudes in the nuts when they’re too good (Lebron, Steven Adams). he throws such a tantrum for every call that doesn’t go his way that im sure Luka has been reviewing his tape for tips and tricks. He assaults (sucker punches) his teammates the moment they start to make jokes about him. He finds excuses to assault (curbstomp, chokehold) other team’s players he dislikes or is jealous of.

is this the most obvious tough-guy-routine ever from someone who’s actually charmin ultra? does he have any competition at all? when gobert is clowning you, is it over?