Kelly oubre is batman and he trying to keep his identity secret.

If he was hit by a car on Broad and Spruce there would 100% be video evidence. Something isn’t adding up here

Why are the Sixers always involved in this shit. Lmao.

it would be really funny if nurse was like “damn i cant believe Kelly is a fuckin LIAR”

like of course the coach is gonna say this lol

idk what really happened but philly drivers are wack so imma believe him

Just here to run a preemptive victory lap:

np.reddit.com/r/sixers/comments/17u25hv/theres_something_fishy_going_on_with_the_kelly/

His injuries match the description of a person getting hit by a car. He isn’t from there and supposedly had to walk to get help. He could have the location wrong or a concussion. I really don’t expect the police either to look into other near by locations or actually investigate. If they tried hard enough they could 100% where Kelly came from and was doing. Someone could have dropped him off and said fake like you got hit. They would see that if they actually tried

Calling it now…

He was actually abducted by Aliens, but the league is trying to cover it up

The injuries make it seem impossible he self inflicted it or at least unlikely. I 100% don’t think he got in a fight, his face would most definitely be injured