Just what the title says. If you take all of the metrics of AD’S different hair styles then you sub-divide them by how much money Rui is getting paid to play off the bench and multiply that by the fact that Austin Reeves is, believe it or not, white; you are gonna see how if you combine all that with Ham putting his hands in his pockets and LeBron is old there is literally no chance of winning the NBA. Except…if DLo can start averaging 22.7 assists per game and bring his 3pt to 84% minimum then we won’t need to trade him for somebody on the bulls. Also, just wait until Vando comes back.

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