The NBA is basically turning into pro wrestling. People putting each other into headlocks of course, but also the various feuds throughout the league with some that have been going on for years now, public callouts, crotch chops

We just need to say fuck it and have guys come out with a mic and challenge specific players, staredowns all of that. Imagine Warriors vs T-Wolves in a steel cage. I can and it’s amazing.

Hint at a player going to a new team for weeks and have him switch allegiance mid game, “what’s LaMelo doing? Oh my God King! HE’S the newest member of the Portland Trailblazers!”

If you can dunk on your opponent through a table you get five extra points

What’s not to love?