After sacking that clown Del Rio, the first thing the new owners need to sort out is the ground staff. How can a field that is played on nine teams are year look so bad? How are there so many bald patches and areas of dead grass? And don’t even get me started on the training ground, that shit looks like it’s in a drought. It’s embarrassing.

Please, just get someone in who understands how grass grows.

I’m from the UK, so apologies if I get any terminology wrong.