The team has had pretty significant injuries at just about every position over the past three seasons and I personally think the Bengals’ brightest moments have been those when “next man up” is the team’s byline.

If Josh Dobbs can do it, so can Jake Browning. (Or AJ is fine, too.) I’m sure there’s a million statistical reasons the seasons fucked, but growing up through the Marvin years, I genuinely believed we had a shot every season. This season is no different for me, regardless of last night.

So next weekend, Jake Browning goes off for 500 yds passing, 100 yds rushing and 5 touchdowns.

That’s all. Thanks for listening to my super wishful thinking guys. Who Dey.