Been an awful lotta hubbub lately in this sub with threads like “Phreak said this” and “Well actually the Gromp Mains sub said this” and a whole buncha takes and opinions flying about and I’m gonna tell you the hard truth of it now.

They’re all wrong. Every single one of them. Not a single take a member of the hot indie game League of Legends community has ever had has been the right one.

Someone just lost to Katarina and is venting about why they should be nerfed? They’re wrong.

Someone thinks that player is ill informed about Katarina and is complaining too much? Also wrong.

A rioter pops in with their take on the matter with match data showing Katarina’s power level to be perfectly fine? Well unfortunately for Mr Riot over there as they are associated with League, that means they are also a member of the League community. Which means that they’re opinion is also completely worthless.

“But but Mr Bean is challenger level player and thinks–”

#SHUT

I’m an equal opportunities man and believe that every voice should be heard and everyone’s thoughts on a matter should be considered. Which means that everyone’s thoughts should be equally discarded as ill informed babbling

League has been a dead game for over 14 years and the way to bring it back to its tech demo glory is not by listening to feedback and discussion. It’s by thoroughly ignoring it.

In the words of Ernie from Sesame Street:

"Your opinions are shit.

They’re fucking shit."

(Unless they’re by me in which case they’re actually really well thought out and should be applied to the game immediately)