is this a variant of the CMC-pollard trade

Yes sick of sex anyway I hate my wife

Does anal count?

Married so it ain’t that big a deal to miss out on our semiannual sesh

I’d get AIDs.

yes i dont care

YES

If you are under 18 and over 40, this is a no brainer.

What if I already did

Hell yeah

i’m 20, so if that was the case we’d have 20 guaranteed championships lol