Victor Wembanyama Admits He's A Little Overwhelmed By Speed, Intensity Of NBA Groupies
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SAN ANTONIO—In a thoughtful reflection on the start of his rookie season, San Antonio Spurs power forward Victor Wembanyama admitted to reporters Friday that he was a little overwhelmed by the speed and intensity of NBA groupies. “They’re so much more physical and quick than I could have ever imagined,” said…
  • Infinite-Material-97BEnglish
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    1 year ago

    I like the effort, but it didn’t have that flavor those Onion articles about Duncan had. Like you could apply this story to any of the rookies.

    Maybe after some more time in the spotlight they’ll come up with something more fitting for Wemby.

    • rattatatouilleBEnglish
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      1 year ago

      I like the effort, but it didn’t have that flavor those Onion articles about Duncan had.

      The current-day player they’d be most appropriate to would be Jokic

  • Nickname-CJBEnglish
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    1 year ago

    Funny thing is I feel like Victor has very little experience with women. He’s been a prodigy since he was 14 and his parents seem to have tried really hard to let him just be a kid and explore his own hobbies. He ain’t never had time for girls 😂