La Liga Mascot Olympics Post-Match Thread

Start Time: 12:00 CET / 11:00 GMT / 6:00 AM ET / 3:00 AM PT

Venue: Estadio Municipal de Butarque

Participants:

Name	Species	Represented team
Tamarro	Monkey	FC Andorra
Sisa	Fly	Girona
Rojillo and Rojilla	Human	Osasuna
Cacho	Bear	Racing
Garra	Bear	Oviedo
Groguet	Submarine	Villarreal
Txurdin	Ball	Real Sociedad
Super Pepino	Cucumber	Leganes
Indi	Raccoon	Atleti
Palmerin	Palm Tree	Real Betis
Pio-Pio	Canary	Las Palmas
Amunt	Bat	Valencia
Dimonio	Devil	Mallorca
Morciyeti	Yeti	Burgos
Pepe Zorillo	Fox	Real Valladolid
Dragones	Dragon	Huesca

Events:

Pre-event notes: The mascots will compete in six events: 100m obstacle course, 100m sprint, cucumber throw, MLS-style penalty shootout, relay race and an online vote.

12:20 - The mascots are being introduced to the crowd

12:40 - Relay one of the obstacle course event starts, starring Tamarro, Indi, Palmerin and Yeti. Tamarro gets a head start on everyone and proceeds to knock over every obstacle, so Pelmerin and Morciyeti manage to overtake him; Indi finishes dead last

12:43 - Relay two includes Sisa, Dragones, Pio-Pio and Super Pepino. Sisa leaves everyone behind from the first second and wins the relay; Pio-Pio just about beats Dragones and Super Pepino finishes way behind everyone

12:47 Relay three includes Dimonio, Rojillo, Garra and Cacho. Rojillo knocks down everything in his path to build a lead, but Dimonio makes a remarkable comeback between the cones and takes this one. The two bears finish way behind.

12:50 - Relay four includes Txurdin, Amunt, Pepe Zorillo and Groguet. Amunt leads from the get-go and doesn’t give anyone else a fighting chance; the rest finish as follows: Groguet, Pepe Zorillo and Txurdin

12:55 - The first relay of the 100m sprint: Tamarro, Indi, Palmerin, Morciyeti, Sisa, Dragones, Pio-Pio and Super Pepino are in lanes 1 through 8. Palmerin and Morciyeti get the best start but at 50m Morciyeti leaves Palmerin behind and by 100 meters the Burgos mascot’s win is undisputed; Tamarro, Sisa and Indi catch up to Palmerin, the rest are far behind

13:00 - The second relay of the 100m sprint: Dimonio, Rojilla, Garra Cacho, Txurdin, Amunt, Pepe Zorillo and Groguet in lanes 1-8. Amunt gets the best start, but Rojilla manages a remarkable comeback to take first place, Dimonio takes the bronze medal

13:11 - The cucumber throw event is starting up:

Name	meters
Tamarro	[unknown]
Sisa	33.17
Rojillo and Rojilla	xx
Cacho	xx
Garra	11.92
Groguet	21.18
Txurdin	22.39
Super Pepino	20.41
Indi	21.39
Palmerin	18.44
Pio-Pio	18
Amunt	30.56
Dimonio	23.24
Morciyeti	17.76
Pepe Zorillo	16.25
Dragones	31.20

13:40 - For the penalty shootout event, we’ll have Andres Palop in goal

13:45 - Tamarro doesn’t overcomplicate things and simply shoots to the left side of the goal. Indi with a disgraceful attempt that Palop could save with his hands tied behind his back.

13:46 - Palmerin tries to copy Tamarro but his shot goes wide to the left. Morciyeti shoots the ball right into Palop’s chest.

13:47 - Sisa takes it slow, and tries to shithouse Palop - to no avail.

13:48 - Dragones and Pio-Pio try to bait Palop into making the first move but neither attempt is successful.

13:49 - Super Pepino stops the ball at the penalty spot and takes a normal penalty, but his shot is too weak.

13:50 - Dimonio GOLAZO, as the mascot shoots with power to the right side of the goal. Rojillo tries some stepovers but his shot is off-target.

13:51 - Garra could barely dribble the ball and his shot is way wide

13:52 - Oso Cacho finally baits the goalie to making the first move and succeeds with his shot

13:53 - Txurdin successfully shithouses Palop, and Amunt scores on a powerful shot as well.

13:54 - Let’s not talk about Pepe Zorillo’s attempt

13:55 - Groguet is the only one who tries to dribble past Palop, and succeeds doing so as the goalie can only deflect the shot, but not save it

14:05 - The groups for the relay race are as follows:

Group 3 gets the best start, but when they get to the bears group 1 overtakes them and never relinquishes the lead. Group 4 comes third and Group 2 finish fourth.

14:12 - The final of the 100m sprint will include: Indi, Palmerin, Morciyeti, Sisa, Dimonio, Txurdin, Rojilla, Amunt

14:18 - Amunt gets a slow start which leave Morciyeti and Rojilla to duel it out between themselves. The Yeti comes out on top, Rojilla comes second and Amunt rounds out the podium

14:24 - Now for the online vote: Third placed is Txurdin, second place is Amunt, and first place is Indi (what a surprise)

14:25 - The final standings are as follows: Tamarro and Indi tie for the bronze medal with 50 points. Dimonio receives the silver medal with 62 points and the winner is Amunt of Valencia, with 71 points

Points Table – I have no idea on how the official standings work

Name	Obstacle Course	100m	Pepino lauch	Penalty	Relay Race	Online Vote	TOTAL
Amunt	10	15	15	10	3	18	71
Dimonio	25	10	10	10	5	2	62
Tamarro	18	0	12	10	10	0	50
Indi	1	8	6	0	10	25	50
Morciyeti	12	25	0	0	10	0	47
Txurdin	0	4	8	10	3	15	40
Rojillo and Rojilla	15	18	0	0	5	0	38
Palmerin	8	6	1	0	10	12	37
Sisa	6	12	25	0	0	6	37
Dragones	0	0	18	0	0	1	19
Groguet	2	0	4	10	3	0	19
Cacho	4	0	0	10	5	0	19
Super Pepino	0	0	2	0	0	10	12
Pio-Pio	0	0	0	0	0	8	8
Pepe Zorillo	0	0	0	0	3	4	7
Garra	0	0	0	0	5	0	5

Let me know if there are any mistakes, or if there’s something you want me to change