Be a fan, don’t be a fan. Leave, but don’t come back. When shit gets tough take some ex-lax. Real fans can be pissed but don’t threaten divorce. In 200 years when we win a Super Bowl I best not see any of you back here!

Just a friendly reminder to stay the course and have fun with football. It’s not life or death. We love the chargers because they’re fun to watch. No matter what we are competitive, explosive and shitty.

Have a good Thanksgiving and remember to drink your problems away.

• Fan