Like dead serious, bro has a once in a lifetime DNA. He should create a whole country out of it. And call it The Kingdom.

But anyone that gets pregnant from his sperm can’t have any access to LeBron’s money.

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    maybe if LeBron sold his sperm he could afford spotify premium

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    1 year ago

    People here aren’t enlightened enough for this question. Better to ask at nbacirclejerk

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    1 year ago

    Better question, why isn’t the military using LeSperm to create the most unguardable army in mankind’s history?

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      If the MCU taught me anything the super-soldier is never black.

      Hawkeye, Black Widow, Captain America, Bucky: all enhanced people’s with some form of the original serum.

      Black Falcon? Fly your ass around with these uzis from 1983.

      War Machine? We know you’re crippled but can’t do nothin for ya man.Already healeda crippled Latino, so have some magic legs, Gump.

      Nick Fury? Director of the Greatest spy agency in the world. Leader of Gods, and aliens, and enhanced beings can’t get none either.

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    Billionaire lebron james does not need a side hustle

    Selling his sperm at that

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    Maybe if you ask him nicely he’ll even let you work that shaft for free. go get some boy!

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    1 year ago

    he’s worried people might use it for other purposes