I visited New York for the first time last weekend. Admittedly had trouble not repeatedly singing this during our trip down to Ground Zero….

And the ladder to haven was my penis Reporter: bzzzz😂

Or did you think it was… KINDA GAY?

I was at home eating dorito when phone rang

Niine Eleven.

Nine Eleven

Saddam Hussain was in hell but then sent to heaven to be with Mormons as punishment 😭😭😭