Despite the All-Star game being held in Indianapolis for some rzn (all star game is being actively murdered by having it in the middle of nowhere two years in a row), the all new EST vs WST format will bring a lot of new wachers in to this beloved tradition.
East All-Stars (not doing starter predicts cause I’m lzy):
- Trae Young (Hitler’s disciple)
- Giannis Antetekounpo (Run and dunk man)
- Ben Simmons (may have a revival year especially after his awesome preszn)
- Jalen Brunson
- Joel Embiid (2nd round choker)
- Jimmy Butler (Finals choker, other acolyte of Hitler)
- Hitler (Harden)
- Jayson Tatum
- Jaylen Brown
- Tyrese Haliburton
- Logo Lillard
- Julius Randle
- Donovan Mitchell
- Darius Garland
- Lamelo Ball
West All-Stars
- Stephen Curry
- LeMickey James (only real rangz he can win are all-star rings)
- Kevin Durant
- Luka Doncic Son (Devin Booker)
- Russell Westbrook (Drunk Driver)
- Klay Thompson (rabid Warrior stans)
- Luka Doncic (Dillon Brooks Son)
- SGA (other acolyte of Hitler)
- DeAaron Fox
- Domantas Sabonis (budget sloppy Euro)
- Nikola Jokic (sloppy Euro)
- Jamal Murray (C*nadian)
- Ant Man (Black Jesus 2.0 in the mindz of some fanz)
- Ja Morant (purely off of street cred)
- Lauri Markkanen (might get edged out by Austin Reaves in terms of “class”)
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