Despite the All-Star game being held in Indianapolis for some rzn (all star game is being actively murdered by having it in the middle of nowhere two years in a row), the all new EST vs WST format will bring a lot of new wachers in to this beloved tradition.

East All-Stars (not doing starter predicts cause I’m lzy):

  1. Trae Young (Hitler’s disciple)
  2. Giannis Antetekounpo (Run and dunk man)
  3. Ben Simmons (may have a revival year especially after his awesome preszn)
  4. Jalen Brunson
  5. Joel Embiid (2nd round choker)
  6. Jimmy Butler (Finals choker, other acolyte of Hitler)
  7. Hitler (Harden)
  8. Jayson Tatum
  9. Jaylen Brown
  10. Tyrese Haliburton
  11. Logo Lillard
  12. Julius Randle
  13. Donovan Mitchell
  14. Darius Garland
  15. Lamelo Ball

West All-Stars

  1. Stephen Curry
  2. LeMickey James (only real rangz he can win are all-star rings)
  3. Kevin Durant
  4. Luka Doncic Son (Devin Booker)
  5. Russell Westbrook (Drunk Driver)
  6. Klay Thompson (rabid Warrior stans)
  7. Luka Doncic (Dillon Brooks Son)
  8. SGA (other acolyte of Hitler)
  9. DeAaron Fox
  10. Domantas Sabonis (budget sloppy Euro)
  11. Nikola Jokic (sloppy Euro)
  12. Jamal Murray (C*nadian)
  13. Ant Man (Black Jesus 2.0 in the mindz of some fanz)
  14. Ja Morant (purely off of street cred)
  15. Lauri Markkanen (might get edged out by Austin Reaves in terms of “class”)