Seahawks will be decked out in sweet throwbacks. We should’ve worn the orange pants to pair with white jerseys. The brown pants are atrocious. 🤢 Nuke the brown pants. White and orange options are enough!

  • Cyrus-114B
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    11 months ago

    Reminds me of the classic joke:

    A long time ago there was this captain on his boat with his crew, sailing the high seas when they spotted a pirate ship. Before the battle began, the captain shouted, “Bring me my red shirt!” It was a long fight but the captain and his men were victorious. The next day two pirate ships appeared. The captain cried, “Bring me my red shirt!” and they proceeded to defeat the pirates on both ships.

    Later on, as the crew was resting and tending to their wounds, an ensign asked the captain why he always wore that red shirt. The captain replied “I wear the red shirt so that if I’m wounded, no one will see me bleed. That way everyone will continue to fight on unafraid.” The crew was moved by this great display of courage.

    The next day, ten pirate ships were spotted heading for the captain’s ship. The men looked to their captain, waiting for his command. Calm as ever, the captain cried out, “Bring me my brown pants!”

    I agree, brown pants are ugly. Orange and white are enough.

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    11 months ago

    I can’t downvote this enough. Browns by 1000.