Saturday night I got plastered and posted a game plan for beating the Bears. It was spot on, if I do say so myself.

This night is less conducive for that sort of behavior for me, but I wonder if the Lions coaching staff and players are depending on my blueprints at this point, so here is my completely sober, spelled correctly, coherent plan for beating the Packers:

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1: Fuck the Packers.