Cleverly disguised “I have sex” thread

I was going to say divorce her when she said she doesn’t like basketball.

But I can’t think of a bigger green flag than your wife wanting to make love with Jokic.

NOT a good kisser

she’s lying to protect your feelings.

I feel ya. My girlfriend has a super Hard on for Dirk. And since people say I look and sound like him(I even went as him for Halloween once) she told me the original crush she had on me was because of the resemblance lol