Step 1) Embrace the art of silence, where your keyboard enjoys a vacation, and your microphone throws a party no one attends.

Step 2) Embrace your inner jungle explorer, evading teamwork like a cat dodges water. Keep your death count lower than your hopes for a stress-free gaming session.

Step 3) Let the system toss aside reports like a kid ignoring vegetables on a plate, because dodging reports is an art, and you’re the Picasso of griefing.

Step 4) Profit.