like im not a furry fr but he got that sexy absuive dad energy like oh man that guy would wreck hell in my life and i want it so bad
especially when he got sober he reminded me of my old boss RIP daniel u were the realest
Let’s dial back on the boners
i cant
He’s a cartoon horse for fucks sake.
ok and
yes. still smash
UGH yes I swear my brain tried to daydream about him one time and I had to remind myself that he’s an ANIMATED HORSE. But as a person he could get it
Princess Carolyn, is that you?
hey princess carolyn realized her worth eventually and got out, whereas i have not
REEEALLLLLLLLLL
Jesus Christ, I’m even less eligible than a cartoon horse.
just start drinking and be 40 years old
Well, I gave up drinking a decade ago, but I do turn 40 next year.
Hmm…
see you in a year, vodka in hand!