Hey Man, Everyone in the whole league knows you’re aggressive and they’re all expecting you to run fakes now, man. There’s no longer a surprise element advantage to running fake special team plays, man. If we’re going to go for it on 4th down, that’s fine man, but can we please at least put the ball in a playmakers hand, man? Please stop running fake special team plays, especially ones that look so obvious with the punter aligned 3yards off center to the left, man.

Sincerely, All Lions fans