So I found these tangled in my wife’s cleavage.

Dunno why they were there, but she told me they had been washed in 60 degrees c, 1400rpm.

So I asked if she was drying them in her bra, or what?

No, she assured me they already were very dry, as she found them in my sweatpants while emptying the dryer…

This has happened maybe ten times. She grabs my dirty sweats, with earpods in pocket, washes and dries, and I wonder where they’ve gone. This time between boobs.

I’m not gonna ever understand women, I think. But the best part of this whole shenanigans; the buggers still work!