• GanjaReleaseB
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    10 months ago

    Now you shouldn’t just tell people to kill themselves. Someone on a TV broadcasting show just might up and do it

  • Domi7777777B
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    10 months ago

    “Welllllll” “shut up cartman” “welllll”

  • Sebs_123B
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    10 months ago

    “Sharon! You gotta come see this!”

  • Insert-Cool_NameHereB
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    10 months ago

    “Fuck you whale and fuck you dolphin!!!”

    “No, I don’t like a little blood. Blood ain’t the stuff for eighteen year old boys from Sheboygan. Blood ain’t the stuff… for Mitch Conner.”

  • Commercial_Finger_90B
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    10 months ago

    Ooohhhh I have a lot

    1. “I forgive you”

    2. “Can I get a Yahoo”

    3. “No nightingales”

    4. “Trying to kill yourself- is- it’s- that’s NOT ON”

    5. “Get thee behind me, could fiend!!! …after you”

    6. “Screw you guys, I’m going home”

    7. “Kenny killed death!!! Does that make him a bastard?”

    8. “…tics it’s easy?”

    9. “I have thirty three aborted foetuses. -in my backyard”

    10. “Yayyaya I am Lorde yayayaya.”

    11. “My soul is always with you.”

    12. “Sa-yo-na-ra”

    13. “Nice to meet you”

  • Edward2704B
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    10 months ago

    You’re the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel

  • JesuisleroidumondeB
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    10 months ago

    "I’m gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck."

    I did exactly this on Facebook and went to FB jail because crybabies didn’t get the reference and FB doesn’t let you appeal half the time.

  • gummythegummybearB
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    10 months ago

    TIMMEH

    I’m super cereal

    I’m not just sure, I’m HIV positive

    Shut your fucking face uncle fucka

    I’m not your buddy guy

    What would Brian Boitano do?

    Put a chick in it and make her lame and gay

    I can change

    You gotta do what you wanna do

    Put it down (I’m just naming song titles at this point)

    And of course, NO KETTY THATS A BAD KIATTY