Our Big 3 is getting smaller by the day. At this rate, we’re gonna be a Big -4 by next week. I need to see these dudes ballin’, not blue-ballin’.
Ah well. I guess KD is gonna have to do some light Jazzercize before the B-boys are back. Then we can finally take the restrictor plates off this team and Shake ‘n’ bake.
Josh Okogie is out $2,000 dollars, and he’s gonna take it out of some poor Jazz player’s azz. You don’t mess with a role player’s money, man. He’s already gotta deal with that cabbage patch doll hairline. Not cool, NBA.
Alright, here we go, boys. I have a feeling Watanabe is about to turn these clowns into the Yuta Jazz.
LESSGEDDIT
I’m ready to see Metu get some run tonight
Mat Ishbia should throw some money into building a Suns prayer department whose sole purpose would be to pray and offer sacrifices to every God possible for an injury-free season
Gonna be so good hearing EJ and KRay after listening to that sorry excuse of a commentator that is Reggie last game.
Are the jazz even good? I don’t even know who’s on their team
STEVE NASH!!!
yuta gotta get more shots tonight. gotta find him when he’s open in the corner.
Gotta play more size if we still aren’t hitting shots
introducing 2 stars in street clothes is certainly a downer
Can they hurry the fuck up I got work in the morning
What channel is the game on? Can I watch it on Hulu?
OKOGOD DPOY BOOK IT
I don’t know who Phoenix Suns are but I am high and I put some money on you guys so GO SUNS (or whatever you all say)
Can you guys slow down to match my stream?
We gotta win the non-KD minutes.
Idk if our defense is lockdown or if Jazz offense is doodoo
We’re so much better than those other guys pfft it’s almost too easy