Our Big 3 is getting smaller by the day. At this rate, we’re gonna be a Big -4 by next week. I need to see these dudes ballin’, not blue-ballin’.

Ah well. I guess KD is gonna have to do some light Jazzercize before the B-boys are back. Then we can finally take the restrictor plates off this team and Shake ‘n’ bake.

Josh Okogie is out $2,000 dollars, and he’s gonna take it out of some poor Jazz player’s azz. You don’t mess with a role player’s money, man. He’s already gotta deal with that cabbage patch doll hairline. Not cool, NBA.

Alright, here we go, boys. I have a feeling Watanabe is about to turn these clowns into the Yuta Jazz.

LESSGEDDIT

  • SpideyboiiBEnglish
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    11 months ago

    Mat Ishbia should throw some money into building a Suns prayer department whose sole purpose would be to pray and offer sacrifices to every God possible for an injury-free season

  • stripes1604BEnglish
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    11 months ago

    Gonna be so good hearing EJ and KRay after listening to that sorry excuse of a commentator that is Reggie last game.

  • 3TB3BEnglish
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    11 months ago

    Are the jazz even good? I don’t even know who’s on their team

  • chickenrippBEnglish
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    11 months ago

    yuta gotta get more shots tonight. gotta find him when he’s open in the corner.

    Gotta play more size if we still aren’t hitting shots

  • mcspazzertonBEnglish
    1·
    11 months ago

    introducing 2 stars in street clothes is certainly a downer

  • jmchamakitoBEnglish
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    11 months ago

    Can they hurry the fuck up I got work in the morning

  • ThinkBlink3BEnglish
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    11 months ago

    I don’t know who Phoenix Suns are but I am high and I put some money on you guys so GO SUNS (or whatever you all say)

  • SpideyboiiB
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    11 months ago

    Idk if our defense is lockdown or if Jazz offense is doodoo

  • ThinkBlink3BEnglish
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    11 months ago

    We’re so much better than those other guys pfft it’s almost too easy